SARS Alert
IODS just learned that the SARS (Slinky Acute Rust Syndrome) has been reported in multiple locations outside of China. With the spread of this deadly syndrome we recommend that any slinky that has just come from China be thoroughly inspected by a slinky expert. Currently there is no cure, and early detection is key. If you spot any signs of rust on your metallic slinky please be advised that this is the first sign of SARS, and you should seek immediate medical attention. If caught early the spread of rust can be stopped, and damage to the slinky minimized. In cases in which the spread of rust is not contained rustidya can occur. We are currently researching and looking for advice and solutions on how to deal with SARS and rustidya, and will post the information as soon as we get it.
- Note:
Non-metal slinkies are not affected by this SARS alert as the disease only strikes metal slinkies.
Please spread this alert to as many slinkies as possible. Time is of the essence.
posted by Aleksandr at 5:10 PM
4 Comments:
My sister gave me a "gold" slinky a few years back to commorate something. I found it the other day and half of the gold was chipped away to be replaced with good old American rust..What should I do?
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Hello Alex. Looong time. Hope life is good to you.
DW
Hello again Alex. Hope life has been good to you.
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